All Purpose Traffic Signal (experimental)
“A little indigestion during the night?” suggested Loft, glancing at the Professor’s striking drawing as he passed through the room.
“Just imagine it!,” orated the Professor to no one in particular (choosing to ignore Loft). “I’ve invented an eye-catching Fits-All Traffic Signal (FATs). Incorporating a dazzling display of lights, action, bells and whistles, all in one monumental Traffic Signal designed to simultaneously regulate cars, trucks, buses, trains, subways, ships, air traffic, and drones. Think of the savings! Think of my residuals!!”
“I’m not at all sure what to think,” said Loft from the next room. “When I spend time looking at it, I don’t know whether I’m supposed to be coming or going.”
“Well,” answered the Professor, “I suppose that could be the point. Show me some evidence,these days, that anyone knows.”
“A little indigestion during the night?” suggested Loft, glancing at the Professor’s striking drawing as he passed through the room.
“Just imagine it!,” orated the Professor to no one in particular (choosing to ignore Loft). “I’ve invented an eye-catching Fits-All Traffic Signal (FATs). Incorporating a dazzling display of lights, action, bells and whistles, all in one monumental Traffic Signal designed to simultaneously regulate cars, trucks, buses, trains, subways, ships, air traffic, and drones. Think of the savings! Think of my residuals!!”
“I’m not at all sure what to think,” said Loft from the next room. “When I spend time looking at it, I don’t know whether I’m supposed to be coming or going.”
“Well,” answered the Professor, “I suppose that could be the point. Show me some evidence,these days, that anyone knows.”
“A little indigestion during the night?” suggested Loft, glancing at the Professor’s striking drawing as he passed through the room.
“Just imagine it!,” orated the Professor to no one in particular (choosing to ignore Loft). “I’ve invented an eye-catching Fits-All Traffic Signal (FATs). Incorporating a dazzling display of lights, action, bells and whistles, all in one monumental Traffic Signal designed to simultaneously regulate cars, trucks, buses, trains, subways, ships, air traffic, and drones. Think of the savings! Think of my residuals!!”
“I’m not at all sure what to think,” said Loft from the next room. “When I spend time looking at it, I don’t know whether I’m supposed to be coming or going.”
“Well,” answered the Professor, “I suppose that could be the point. Show me some evidence,these days, that anyone knows.”
Original 8x10” colored ink on paper, 2023